In certain spots in the South, guns are ubiquitous and since we bought our land, I’ve been advised many times to go get one. This advice appealed to me. For one thing, I’ve been told that the Sheriff out our way is at least forty-five minutes away and doesn’t make…

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“You can only defend yourself as the person you are attacked as.” Hannah Arendt 1941

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Dearest Brother, I find myself in a deplorably weak state owing to an injury that I took to my hind section in a skirmish over a bridge. It’s painful, but worse yet, very embarrassing. As opposed to the rectal aperture, when this wound oozes, it brings no relief. Thank God…