advice & aphorisma

on Jan 16 in Uncategorized by

– Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

– If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

– Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

– Good judgement comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgement.

– A closed mouth gathers no foot.

– Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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